Something’s Wrong with Captain America’s Crotch



The first pics of Chris Evans as Steve Rogers have leaked out of the Captain America set, and because this is Topless Robot, I chose the one where he seems to be grabbing onto his penis for dear life. I don’t really know what that’s about, but combined with his ’40s-appropriate hair part and his bizarre fake hobbit feet (I desperately hope they’re stunt feet for him having to chase somebody down the street while seemingly barefoot, because otherwise what the fuck), he looks totally ridiculous. However, if you can imagine him without fake feet and not throttling his cock, he looks pretty good, right? Right? (Via WWTDD)