Transformers 3 Hires More Quality Actors to Have Giant Robots Pee On
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Michael Bay has announced that John Malkovich, Frances McDormand, and Ken Jeong have all accepted roles in Transformers 3. John Malkovich is a trained Shakespearean actor. Frances McDormand won an Academy Award for Best Actress for Fargo. Ken Jeong is not award-winning, but he’s funny in both Community and The Hangover. They all deserve better than Transformers 3.
What the fuck is going on here? Did they lose a bet? Did they not see the messes that were the first two Transformers movie? Did they not see that the only quality actor in either film, John Turturro, was forced to expose his buttocks and get a golden shower from a robot? What in god’s name are they thinking? I hope they have huge gambling debts and desperately need the money, because otherwise, this shit is fucked up. (Via io9)
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