Maybe Aliens and Predators Should Try Kickball or Something
Because this whole fighting thing doesn’t seem to be getting them anywhere, and really, the ones who end up suffering most are the Marines. Anyways, Sega showed off their newest AvP game at E3, and I imagine you’re intrigued. This is a developer walkthrough, so you have horrible narration going on during the clip (why don’t game companies hire actors or pros to do this? Seems like it would be money well spent) but it does show off some of the Predator’s weapons and kills. I dunno, it just leaves me empty inside. But an Aliens vs. Predator Kickball game? I’d buy two copies, just on principal.
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