Uwe Boll Would Like to Remind You That He’s an Enormous Douchebag

“Movie” “director” Uwe Boll made some comments the other day, which I’m 99% sure were him just trying to be a jackass and get some press for his upcoming movie turd, Postal. I guess it worked, because I’m telling you about them, just in case you were still going through life and still not certain Uwe Boll should be fed alive to weasels.

First, Boll is so intensely stupid as to have Postal open the same day as Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. And then he’s intensely stupid enough to say this:

On the Indiana Jones weekend – May 23 – we will go out and destroy Indiana Jones in the Box Office! We all know that Harrison Ford is older as my grandpa and his time is up – would Michael Moore say! Spielberg gets sloppy. We saw that with War of the Worlds (why the fuck the older brother survived?) and also in parts of Jaws, E.T., Munich etc.! My performance in Postal as ‘Nazi Theme Park Owner’ outperforms easily Ben Kingsley in Schindler’s List!

…yeah. Everyone, please?let’s not comment anymore on his little “stunt.” But let’s 1) avoid seeing Postal in the theaters at all costs, and 2) swerve to hit Boll if we ever see him while driving. (Via Kotaku)