In which we atone for the omissions of the last Greatest and Nerdiest Fictional Bands list.
Each of characters would easily justify the eradication of our species were they real people. That’s unsettling.
I can’t even look at that screencap of Seymour without getting teary-eyed.
Obviously, any time of the year is a good time to watch Mystery Science Theater 3000. But it’s extra-good on Halloween.
We intentionally forgot a few characters so the list would itself “lose,” and thus represent its subject matter more accurately.
Too young to drink, but old enough to slaughter.
NOTE: In honor of Spinal Tap, this list has been turned up to 11.
Dare you journey into the heart of cartoon darkness?
Don’t bother looking for Artoo or Threepio. Too easy.