I fucking knew it. And now it’s going to be even worse than it was before.
But here’s why you shouldn’t get too excited.
Now this is news worth waking up for. Looks like it’s Happy Scotch for breakfast!
I’m going to pretend this isn’t real, but rather some kind of hallucination brought on by my current attempts to bludgeon myself to death with a gin bottle following today’s FFF.
As I predicted, the line between “awful” and “actually kind of awesome” was dangerously thin, and crossed over repeatedly. Oh well.
Good luck coming up with a Japanese take that ruins an American property, and not accidentally makes it awesome, like I did with Sailor Watchmen.
I… I don’t even know where to begin with this.
James Franco has reportedly been offered the role of Kaneda in the American Akira remake. I wonder what Kimiko thinks about this.
The lead in the American remake of Akira might be Zac Efron. There is not enough profanity in the world for me to handle this.