Hey, just because they’re not in a rubber suit doesn’t mean we can’t show them some love.
No, The Blob from X-Men doesn’t count. Don’t be obnoxious.
Even the King of the Monsters has to pay the bills somehow, and stomping on Tokyo is less lucrative than it used to be.
Behold the awesomest Godzilla figure ever, and why you probably can’t get it.
Am I the only who thinks this is a horrible idea?Japan’s been doing just fine with Godzilla movies on their own for more than 50 years.
With their massive size and rocket fists, many American children exploded in delight upon first sight of these.
I think we can all agree that the evil alien cucumber thing from It Conquered the World is a solid #11.
America’s going to make a new Godzilla movie? AAAAAAAA FUCK EVERYBODY IN THE ASS WITH MATTHEW BRODERICK
Eventually, some scientist will likely figure out that glow-in-the-dark toys have been poisoning us all for years, but until then, we might as well enjoy them.