Just a few of the 1980s cartoons that would give their right Snarf for a similar treatment.
Seriously, guys. No one will blame you if you just air My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic all day. It’d probably give you a boost.
We’ll start with the saddest, because we’re assholes that way.
From the Galaxy Rangers (really) to the heaviest metal band in both the real and fictional worlds.
He-Man, Ape Warrior, Jaws, a Rubik’s Cube, and Alan fucking Alda. Guess which goes in which list.
From purportedly homicidal fruits to a purportedly ass-kicking Ralph Macchio.