You’ll forgive me if today’s FFF is a bit brief — or maybe you won’t…
Browsing: “Things That Don’t Make Me Drink”
It was between this or nothing. It might not be too punishing to you, but it is literally the last of hundreds of erotic fan fics I’ve looked through today.
I’m sure this device is highly anticipated by all the thousands of men around the world who have wished nothing more than to enjoy the sensation of menstruation.
Shit is about to go down. This is not a metaphor.
Japan, I know you’re still getting over the trauma of the earthquakes, but this… this is not the answer.
Let me assure you title has nothing to do with a magic marker, unfortunately.
This is probably the most terrifying thing you will see all day. Hopefully. If not, you’re doing something seriously wrong with your life.
Sound innocent? Of course it does. But wait until you find out the flavor.