Orangina: The Official Drink of People Who Find Anthropomorphic Animals Sexually Attractive


Furries. They could be anywhere. They could be living in our neighborhoods. They could be teaching at our schools. But there’s one place they’re definitely at, and that’s in the marketing department of the European soft drink industry, as this commercial clearly demonstrates. Holy fucking shit, people. I would thank Katie for the tip, but I actually kind of hate her for making me watch this horror. If this isn’t the most terrifying thing you will see all day, you’re doing something seriously wrong with your life.

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.