Orangina: The Official Drink of People Who Find Anthropomorphic Animals Sexually Attractive

Furries. They could be anywhere. They could be living in our neighborhoods. They could be teaching at our schools. But there’s one place they’re definitely at, and that’s in the marketing department of the European soft drink industry, as this commercial clearly demonstrates. Holy fucking shit, people. I would thank Katie for the tip, but I actually kind of hate her for making me watch this horror. If this isn’t the most terrifying thing you will see all day, you’re doing something seriously wrong with your life.