Super Terrific Japanese Thing: The Most Adorable Rape Whistle You’ll Ever See

When your economy is based significantly on perversion, there are some unsettling side effects. Such as the existence of this:
…an adorable, bear-shaped rape whistle for kids! It also has a flashlight, for finding your way out of dark basements, looking for something to cut ropes with in a trunk, and the like. So what’s worse…the fact that someone in Japan thought to make this, or the fact that someone in Japan probably needs this? (Via TokyoMango)