By Rob Bricken
Cloverfield opens today, with virtually nothing known about it except that it appears to be a giant monster movie done in the faux-documentary style of The Blair Witch Project. This could be exceptionally cool, or it could be fantastically lame. It really depends on the monster, which hasn’t been revealed to a certainty. While it’s far too late for Topless Robot to help, we can hope that wonder-producer J.J. Abrams’ giant critter is more Godzilla than these 16 giant piles of crap.
The 16 Most Pathetic Giant Monsters
Also, Big Daddy has an incredible review of Cloverfield, and it’s positive, too. Check it out here. Suffice it to say on the VV’s main page, the link to the review is titled “Douchebags, Run for Your Lives!”