Video Games

Welcome to the Paradise that is Off-Road Velociraptor Safari


Other than telling you that Velociraptor Off-Road Safari is an upcoming (free!) PC game where you drive an SUV into as many velociraptors as possible (for points and general violence), there is nothing I can say that will add to the majesty of the clips above. Other than if you look closely, the driver of the SUV is also a velocirptor who clearly has some issues. (Via Destructoid)

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.