Filling Victims Full of Repulsor Rays Doesn’t Have the Same Ring to It
PROS:
? Lots of blowing shit up
? Stealth Armor Iron Man!
? Grabbing missiles and jets in mid-air and tossing them at things is awesome
CONS:
? I’m 99% sure this is based on the engine Sega made for the terrible Astro Boy PS2 game, which allowed you to fly at anywhere between 2 and 15 miles per hour, then crash into arbitrarily set-up invisible walls
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.