Mario Kart Wii Reveals New Methods of Douchebaggery

Finally! A long-awaited clip of Mario Kart Wii has arrived, and while I could claim that we’re interested in seeing the tracks, the new motorbikes, or even the tricks you can perform during jumps…that’s not true at all, is it? We all just want to know about the new ways we can dick over our fellow racers at the last second, thus cheating them of victory. I saw two?a squid item that shoots ink over the screen, preventing the driver from seeing, and the something that turns you into a huge Bullet Bill. Sure, you have to steer it, but c’mon?bullets always get the right of way.