Breaking: Uwe Boll Still a Jackass, Wants to Fight More Successful Jackass
Wh. Not too long ago, Uwe Boll started making videos slamming directors like Steven Spielberg, films like Indiana Jones (which Boll’s Postal movie will be crushed by at the end of May) and others, all in a desperate bid of attention for his movie and himself because his mother never loved him. It was all innocent douchebaggery until Boll called Transformers director Michael Bay out for sucking (which is true), and Bay, who was too stupid to figure out he was playing right into Boll’s hands, called Boll a “fucking retard” (which is also true). Now Boll’s response:
Yes, Boll wants to fight Bay, just like he fought his internet critics, because his shitty movies can be improved by beating people. However, I’m all for this match; let’s put Boll and Bay in a steel cage and let them fight it out. Then let’s not remove the cage, and watch the winner starve to death. It’s win-win!
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