? Alien vs. Predator: Requiem
Why have humans in these films? No one who buys a ticket wants to see humans talking. They want to see Alien-on-Predator action. Why not just make a whole film of that?
A young generation of nerds is growing up, believing they will find and marry a girl who makes Thundercats references. THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN.
? In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
With a 2% freshness rating on Rotten Tomatoes and having grossing less than a sixth of its budget, how can you afford not to get Uwe Boll’s latest masterpiece?
? Alien Nation Ultimate Movie Collection
There were five Alien Nation TV-movies? I had no idea.
? Eureka Seven Vol. 12
Yet another huge anime series in Japan ends in America with not a bang, but a whimper. In terms of sales, I mean.
? Jesse James Meets Frankenstein’s Daughter
WHAT THE FUCK