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Oh, That’s a Pretty Millennium Falcon Toy


My good friends know I stopped collecting Star Wars toys in 1999, after 1) realizing I would stick my arm in a filthy toilet to get a Ree-Yess figure, a la Ewan MacGregor in Trainspotting, and 2) I wanted to know the touch of a woman again. I can’t buy a single Star Wars figure, because I know I’ll lose my mind and be totally addicted yet again. Clearly, Hasbro doesn’t care.
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Look how awesome this new Millennium Falcon vehicle is! II highly recommend you click on the pic and see the hi-res version.) Separate rooms! A cockpit that can seat four! The medbay! Lights! Sounds! Missiles! Oh god, I’m starting to sweat. I think I’m just going to lie down for a minute. (Via Galactic Hunter)