Far be it from me to decry the benefits of milk?if we didn’t have milk, we wouldn’t have chocolate milk, and that’s a life not worth living?but I can’t help but think the National Dairy Council or whoever does these things has grossly overestimated the role of milk in Batman’s war on crime. Here’s how I see what fuels Batman:
1) Years of training with martial arts masters
2) Billions of dollars to buy armor, weapons, cars, gadgets and other nonsense
3) Psychotic obsession due to murder of parents as child
And somewhere around #25 or so, right after “unnatural obsession with small flying mammals” maybe I’d put milk. But whatever.