The New Constructicons Want You to Fuhgeddabouddit
I saw that the Constructicons have finally appeared on the new Transformers cartoon, so I gave it a watch in hopes of seeing some new Devastator action. Instead, I got Mixmaster and Scrapper, who, if you turn to about 3:30 in the clip above:
? Speak with outrageous Brooklyn-ese accents
? Are functional alcoholics (for motor oil)
? Make cat-calls at passing sports cars
? Are dumber than Grimlock in their willingness to immediately believe anything anyone tells them
I think I’ll be spending my lunch break crying softly into my pillow.