Topless Robot Self-Pleasure: On Vacation
I forgot to tell you guys on Friday that TR will be off Monday, to appropriately memorialize the day, and will also be mostly off on Tuesday as well?you’ll get a Daily List, but no news until Wednesday, when everything will return to normal. If you’re wondering about the above picture, I am too?I just did a Google Image Search for “Topless Robot” and it came up. It’s titled “Alpha the Robot and the Nudists.” Frankly, I’m too scared to Google it to find out more. See you guys Wednesday.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.