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Fan Fiction Friday: Indy and Mutt in “Indiana Jones and All the Sexy Sex”


indy4empireback.thumbnail.jpgWhen Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull hits DVD, apparently there’s going to be a deleted of scene of scorching-hot Indy-on-Mutt action, right in the cell where Ox was kept. It’s the basis for this short story by Jadarene, which follows the Jones family after the movie, in their new house. Mutt is trying to get his father to have sex with him, which is facilitated by Marion leaving on a girl’s weekend. After resisting his son’s advances, Indy, ever resourceful, has an idea.

Mutt watched wide-eyed as his idol went back and forth across the rug. Indy stopped and looked at his son, that dangerous, lopsided smile on his face; Mutt wanted to lick him.

?Kid, you have got to get your emotions under control,? Indy said harshly. ?I can see your thoughts all over your face. Haven?t you ever learned to bluff??

?Sure, I can bluff,? Mutt said instantly. ?I can if I need to, but why would I need to lie to you? I want you to know everything about me, and I want to know everything about you.?

?Everything?? he asked wickedly.

Mutt swallowed visibly and said shakily, ?Well? may-maybe not everything??

?That?s what I thought,? Indy said, going to the liquor cabinet for a drink. He poured a glass of scotch and gulped it down, pouring another right behind it in the same glass.

?Here,? he said, thrusting the glass into Mutt?s hands. ?Drink. You?re going to need it. Your mother?s all out of baby oil.?

The sex that follows is only marginally goofier than Crystal Skull’s actual ending, but more disturbing because of the constant descriptions about Indy’s scruff and Mutt’s smooth skin. I’m sure you’re dying to find out why Indy has suddenly consented to bang his son. Right? Right?

?It?s going to feel better in a minute,? Indy promised. He pulled away yet again, tormenting the youth with a smirk, ?As soon as you promise me something.?

?Anything,? Mutt said immediately.

?Promise me that you?ll go to school every day.?

Mutt blinked confusedly making Indy grin. ?You want me? you want me to go to school??

?Yes, Mutt,? Indy said, leaning down to stroke the boy?s cheek with his thumb. ?Can you do that for me??

?Yeah, I mean, I guess,? he mumbled; it was hard to think with Indy?s mouth so close to his. They kissed again, giving Mutt a moment for his brain to form a thought. ?Wait, you?re using me to make me go to school??

?Technically you?re using me,? Indy said. ?I?m exploiting your lust for a good cause. It?s for your future, Mutt.?

That Indy, always thinking ahead! Yes, for the sake of his son’s education, Indiana will fuck his son in the ass. That’s the kind of dad he is! What a perfect tale for Father’s Day! Feel free to read the whole graphic adventure here, and please, try to remember all the good things you’re father has done for you this weekend. By having sex you.