Geek Apparel of the Week: Gamorrean Guard
Yet another T-shirt from Stylin Online, and yet another shirt that in no way disguises you as a geek. In fact, I’d have to say this Gamorrean Guard shirt is about the geekiest Star Wars apparel you can own, seeing as it’s clearly an obscure character from Star Wars, besides being a fat, green pig-man. I mean, even female Star Wars fans would hesitate to have sex with a man wearing a Gamorrean Guard shirt, right? But I love the shirt, because it takes huge brass nerd balls to wear it (well, that, and $28). I say more power to anyone with the Kiber crystals to wear this bad boy.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.