Runaways. Young Avengers. Two excellent comic books about the children of superheroes, which would make for an excellent straight-to-DVD cartoon. Instead, we get Next Avengers, full of big-headed rugrats we’ve never met, ridiculous shit like a Captain America/Black Widow pairing, and what looks to be the most boring Ultron in existence. I’m trying to understand why Marvel would animat what I’m pretty sure is fan fiction as opposed to two of its already known, reasonably popular comics…and the only thing I can think of is that Marvel hates us, and wishes us ill.