I suppose it’s not his fault, really?I mean, he’s gone to Africa to search for some Umbrella something-or-other and now every African within a three miles wants to kill him. It also doesn’t help that, like Resident Evil 4, these guys aren’t zombies, just oddly aggressive and strangely unattractive natives, which makes Chris’ picking them off with a rifle from afar seem kind of…dickish. All I’m saying is maybe Redfield should have gone somewhere else on vacation where he wouldn’t be put in a position to shoot black people, okay?
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.