Slow News Night in Gotham City

Sorry for the lack of posts, but it’s kind of dead out there today. It’s similarly dead over in Gotham City, because there’s no other explanation for this 9-minute True Hollywood Story-esque “Gotham Tonight” special on Bruce Wayne. Sure it touches on his parents’ tragic murder, his current predilections for fast cars and having sex with dozens of models at the same time?but then it also talks about his Wayne Corp. business acumen and his habits of creating weird shit like stealth helicopter rotors. We only want to hear about the “sleeping with multiple models,” people. And pictures are much appreciated.