Bikini-Wearing Zombie-Slayers Coming to America (Finally)
Onechanbara is not a good game. The combat is so-so, the areas are pretty terrible and nonsensically limited, the graphics are hardly stellar. But the game is still awesome, because it’s all about a girl wearing a bikini and a cowboy hat killing zombies, and now, thanks to publisher D3, the Wii version is coming to America in early 2009, where it will be accurately titled Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers. You can see what I’m talking about in the trailer above, although you should also know that if coboy-hat-wearing swimsuit models aren’t you’re preferred choice of zombie hunter, you will have other options including schoolgirls, sexy maids and more. (Via Games Radar)
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