She’s Got Bette Davis Sailor Moon Eyes

As if contacts with the mouthless, soulless glare of Hello Kitty on them weren’t enough, now Japan has taken it upon themselves to let otaku inch ever closer to anime with these anime-style contacts, which gives wearers extra-large peepers. The secret is in the tint, which is about twice as big as a normal human iris, and thus conveys the freakish mutation seen above. Feel free to pony up $50 to buy a pair here, but if I see you coming at me with eyes like that, I might hit you with a baseball bat. You’ve been warned.