Topless Robot’s Potentially Disastrous Heroes Premiere Live-Blog Begins at 9 p.m. EST

A gentle reminder, Topless readers?based on the three people who bothered replying, I will be live-blogging tonight’s two-hour-long premiere of Heroes‘ third season. I won’t be watching the hour “premiere party” nonsense that will precede it, as I’m already pissed off enough at Heroes for season 2, that watching Ali Larter try to explain her incredible emotional journey would probably put me over the edge and unable to blog with my trademark impartiality. (*cough*) So be here at a little before 9 p.m. east coast time, and let’s watch the majesty that is Maya all over again. I don’t know if she takes another 36-hour road trip and gets upset and nearly kills everyone around her every 15 minutes or so, but I’ve got my fingers crossed!