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Don’t Go Into the Endor Woods (Updated)


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Update: Video killed. I promise, it was hurting me far more than it was hurting you. See it here if you’re so inclined.

Bad news?my stomach has very suddenly decided to stop digesting food, which means I’m going to be spending the rest of the afternoon staring into the toilet. But to occupy your time, I highly recommend you go visit Atom TV’s collection of the winners of this year’s Star Wars Fan Movie Challenge, including the Juno spoof Padm? (it has its moments, I swear), an ESB swede, and a few more, my favorite being the above Star Wars/Grindhouse homage (one of at least two). I’m pretty sure this is because I’ve theorized that the Ewoks ate their foes for years?they were obviously going to eat Han Solo, and they ended up with a hell of a lot of Stormtrooper helmets at the end of RotJ?so to find out that Ewoks are also vicious sexual predators as well doesn’t surprise me a bit. I think we all know Leia narrowly avoided a chilling assault by giving that candy bar to Wicket.