Fan Fiction Friday: Resident Evil’s Leon Kennedy in “Bad Days in Pueblo”

I very much wish I had read author Lions_Mane’s warning before I read this little tale, as opposed to the end of it:

Kinky? Disgusting? I just felt like making total bitches out of the two, and then making a bigger bitch out of Leon. If you guys liked, I’ll add another chapter with Leon getting tentacle raped by Salazar’s demon form, and then go on to a chapter where he gets raped by the mercenaries on the isle. Anyways..read and review, reviews encourage me to write more.

It would have prepared me better for the story, set during Resident Evil 4, when Leon Kennedy and swarthy Luis are on the run from the ganados, the Spanish faux-zombies that make up RE4′s basic monsters. Now that you’ve been appropriately prepared, I can tell you that Leon and Luis get trapped by the ganados, but not killed?merely tentacle-raped in the finest Japanese tradition, with an extra helping of pee. It’s one of those fan fictions I can barely sample, except for a few scattered sentences; but let’s roll as best we can.

Leon and Luis both found themselves pinned inside of the shack out in the middle of nowhere, ganado’s swarming from all sides.

Leon followed Luis up the stairs, shooting any ganado’s who tried to follow them up the stairs. They reached the second floor, ladders shattered the windows and gando’s climbed their ranks. Leon knocked over the ladders as Luis did his best to end the life of any impeding plaga-infested villager.

“Ugh, Leon, help!” Leon turned and saw that two ganado’s had grappled Luis, his gun long since knocked to the floor. A third ganado proceeded toward Luis, tearing open the spaniards shirt, trailing a foul tongue down the lightly haired, toned frame.

At any other time, the gay Leon would have gawked at Luis’s wonderful form, those slender toned muscles, that beautiful tanned skin, and just right amount of black hair that coated his chest, and the thicker trail that went from the navel to parts beyond the hem of his jeans. But at the moment, concern racked through him.

If concern is also racking through you, good call. More after the jump.

If you played RE4, you know getting distracted?by the phone, or by Luis’ sexily rendered body?is bad news. And so it is here.

Leon looked up and saw that two ganado’s were molesting Luis, one were making a fun time out of licking the spanish scientist nipples, the other ravishing his mouth with his tongue.

Luis couldn’t help but let out a moan as the infected tongue raped his mouth, and the other’s mouth worked wonders his tanned form. Luis’s eyes widened in shock as he felt a tentacle shoot up from the ganado’s throat and into his mouth. Luis tried to pull away, but the other ganado’s held him still.

I deeply apologize for what you’re about to read. I swear to god it’s less awful than most of the rest of the story.

Leon let out a deep moan, on all fours like a dog, two ganado’s thrusting in and out of his tight man hole, the two cocks in his mouth pushed all the way to the root. The two cocks smelled horrible, as the though they hadn’t been washed in weeks, but a dick was a dick to Leon, and he’d been without for so long.

…yeah. Basically, Leon and Luis pleasure all the zombie-men in the cabin, of which there are many, which does includes the ganados peeing over both of them to their infinite delight. On the plus, neither Leon nor Luis are technically raped, since they’re so happy to be fucked by the undead. My favorite part is when things start to wrap up:

The ganado pulled out and made his leave. Luis was hornier than ever. He got himself on all fours, and spread his cheeks, exposing his cleanly shaven hole to the horny zombie-like villagers.

“C’mon chicos! Fill me up!” Three ganado’s positioned their cocks, and thrust forward, filling the sexy spaniard with their meat.

What a twist! The ganados were about to leave, but Luis wasn’t done! That’s…I don’t know what that is, but I’ll be drinking scotch straight from the bottle until I stop wondering about it. Anyways, Leon sums up it all up nicely.

“Shit…for a bunch of infected villagers,…you can fuck a guy into a coma…”

Finally, Luis lets the ganados leave. But the story’s not quite over; basically, Luis then has degrading sex with Leon, which I’ll only give you this tantalizing tidbit.

“Good bitch…” Luis grunted out, covering Leon’s body in his second golden shower of the night.

Do not click here, as it contains the entire text, and I promise, as terrible as the snippits have been the unedited story is so, so much worse. Still, in terms of horror, what Lions_Mane has created has absolutely scared the fuck out of me.