G.I. Joe Recruits the Soldiers It’s Always Deserved
You’re eyes are not deceiving you?those are Chuck Norris from Delta Force, Arnold Schwarzenegger from Predator, and Sylvester Stallone from Rambo as 3 and 3/4-inch G.I. Joe figures. It’s beyond unfair that these are customs made by Hisstank‘s tile_mcgillus, and not on Hasbro’s actual production calendar. C’mon Hasbro?you can make this happen. You have the Hollywood connections now. And there’s gotta be some available sculptors since Indiana Jones tanked. Now you know it’s possible! And as you used to tell us…
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.