Masters of the Skating Rink!!!!

I’ve been a bit consternated all day, which you might have noticed by the extra profanity and mean-spiritedness I oh-so-subtly slipped into today’s postings. Truth be told, I was ready to bitterly empty some gin bottles and then throw them at my neighbors’ kids…until an angel appeared to me. This angel brought peace and happiness back into my heart, and now I can drink my bottles of gin tonight in contentment instead of surliness and hate. This angel, of course, was He-Man on ice skates. I hope he brings you the same joy he brought me. (Via Horny Oyster)