That Cow’s Not Going to Catapult Itself

I honestly don’t know that I’ve touched my Wii since I bought my Xbox 360 for Soul Calibur IV. I think its loneliness will come to an end this week, since Nintendo is releasing the original Earthworm Jim on the Virtual Console. It might be sad that I’m more excited by a 15-year-old Genesis game than any other Wii title, but whatever. In other Wii news, this commercial for the upcoming Star Wars Clone Wars game makes me want to punch babies?do not watch it unless you want to be simultaneously disgusted and enraged.