Full Final Fantasy Wet Dream?I Mean, Dissidia Fighter Roster Revealed

I’m going to need to clarify this. Yes, Final Fantasy Dissidia is much like an FF-nerd’s wet dream, because of its character roster, which we know know includes:

? Warrior of Lightand Garland from Final Fantasy
? Firion and Emperor from Final Fantasy II
? Onion Knight and Cloud of Darkness from Final Fantasy III
? Cecil Harvey and Golbez from Final Fantasy IV
? Bartz Klauser and Exdeath from Final Fantasy V
? Terra Branford and Kefka from Final Fantasy VI
? Cloud Strife and Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII
? Squall and Ultimecia from Final Fantasy VIII
? Zidane and Kuja from Final Fantasy IX
? Tidus and Jecht from Final Fantasy X

Very basically, the main heroes and villains from each FF game. It should be making me change my pants even now, but unfortunately, the game looks fucking terrible. The combat makes Ergheiz look nuanced and deep, while the backgrounds and arenas look like they’re from a mid-gen PS1 game. While I’m madly in love with the idea of using Cloud to fight Kefka, or…well…using anyone to savagely beat Zidane, I just know this game isn’t going to give me the happiness I crave from it.

As has been noted, I have a serious medical condition which forces me to purchase any and every item with the words “Final Fantasy VII” written on them, even if the item is a broken food processor, and the words have been written in sharpie marker. So I’ll be getting Dissidia. But I’m going to get burned. Burned bad.