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Meet Darth Vader’s Loser Cousin Marzon



Chad Vader is a massive success story next to Marzon, this ancient, terrible “toy” from either the late ’70s or early ’80s. I’m kind of shocked I’d never heard of Marzon before, but then I realized that the kids paid to play with Marzon in the commercial weren’t even that excited, so maybe it’s pretty understandable that I forgot. Now that I know he exists, I’m sure ol’ Marzon will be making a few of TR‘s more mean-spirited Daily Lists. Oh, a word of warning?do not watch the commercial after Marzon, as it contains deadly levels of early ’80s-ness. (Via Super Punch)