Megan Fox Is Totally Not Wonder Woman
This was so obviously fake I had decided not to report it, but I’ve had a few emails about it so let me be clear?Megan Fox is utterly, totally not Wonder Woman. Yes, a website called wonder-who.com has the above picture, which does have little DC and Warner Bros. logo in it, but come on. If the rather inaccurate Wonder Woman costume doesn’t tip you off, the incredibly mediocre photoshop work done to create the costume should tip you off?her stomach is bare, but colored red. The utterly random tanks/planes/rockets/military background should also tip you off, unless you had assumed the Wonder Woman movie would be a taut military action film a la Black Hawk Down.
If you still don’t see it, please imagine what Miss Fox’s face would look like if the photoshopped tiara wasn’t there?yes, she’d be 40% forehead, with a severely receding hairline. It’s terrible, really. So please, do not be excited or concerned.
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