How to Get Beaten Up by Athletes and Star Wars Nerds Alike

These are Star Wars sports jerseys. I’m not sure what twisted mind conceived of these abominations, but I’m thinking it’s the devil, because only a being or supreme evil could have imagined combined two more disparate elements. As a reasonably big football fan and a huge Star Wars nerd, I guess I’m technically the target audience for this line, but I’m also a big enough fan of both to know that I should never, ever wear one of these atrocities.

I’m not making these the Geek Apparel of the Week, because I don’t want anybody to accidentally to get the idea that they should wear these. Admittedly, if you head here and view the full line, there’s a less-offensive football jersey and a Vader hockey jersey that actually looks a little cool. But don’t fall for it! And especially don’t buy any of the sleeveless basketball jerseys. You can kind of get away with wearing a sleeveless shirt if you have ripped arms, but if you’re buying Star Wars shirts, you do not have the necessary arms. Pure math. Thanks to Mark for the tip.