If Disney Re-made Akira

I think this video is supposed to imply DiCaprio’s live-action Akira adaptation, but I think it works much better as a Disney re-make of the anime classic, especially ’90s-era Disney. Kaneda’s full name is a little much, but the rest of this little video would be terrifyingly dead-on if Disney chose to adapt Akira–and if they were willing to make The Hunchback of Notre Dame into a kids’ movie, then they would have had no problem fucking up Akira. My favorite is the talking bike, which I’m sure would have been voiced by Carrot Top or some such.