Never Trust John Connor to Save the Future
Why? Well, first of all, despite three movies and a (doomed) TV series, neither he nor his family have done anything to stop the evil robot revolution. The proof is in this Japanese trailer for Terminator: Salvation, which shows the future is chock full of evil robots, evil robot motorcycles, and evil robot giants (which you’d think the evil robots would have decided to send into the past to kill li’l Connor after the first Terminator or two failed). But Connor’s biggest problem is that he thinks he’s going to win the war tonight; sorry, dickweed, Christian Bale signed up for three more Terminator films, so you’re going to fuck tonight up too, obviously.
And for those of you who are sad because my final post of the day is actually mildly informative instead of something goofy, please go see the Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle and pray for his owner’s horrible, painful death. That is all. (Clip via Filmdrunk)