Shine On, Chris Dane Owens, You Crazy Diamond

Please watch the above video, and just try not to have your head explode with the epic awesomeness/failure/majesty/vampires and snow angels and horses/blond hair and whisper-thin brown mustache combo/whatever the fuck is going on here. Really, words can’t do it justice. The Crusade has most certainly begun, Chris Dane Owens. You did not lie.

The TR shirt contest will be up in a few, for those people whose brains aren’t currently covering their monitor. (Via KSK)