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Your Topless Robot Holiday Schedule


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Despite the fact my job consists solely of sitting at a desk and writing mean-spirited nonsense about cartoon and toys and refusing to fact-check or even correct my spelling, I”m going to be taking a holiday break with the rest of you working stiffs. Here’s the TR holiday schedule:

Dec. 25th: Closed
Dec. 26th: Closed
Dec. 29th: Half-assed
Dec. 30th: Half-assed
Dec. 31st: Half-assed
Jan. 1st: Closed
Jan. 2nd: Half-assed
Jan. 5th: Nerdy business as usual

It’s my intent to post a couple more article later today, but depending on how hard I spike my nog at lunch (sexual euphemism?), only Robot Santa knows when these posts will appear, or how incoherent they’ll be. Happy holidays to you and yours, and I hope you asked for a toy for Christmas.