Geek Apparel of the Week: Battle Damaged

You’re looking at the t-shirt incarnation of my two favorite childhood toys. I’m looking at my empty wallet and crying. has these two shirts–plus “non-damaged” versions, plus awesome shirts referencing everything MotU from Ninjor’s dragon crest to the glow-in-the-dark ring Mattel used to pack in with every figure. At $27 each, they are a bit pricey, but the sales help run, which I’m totally fine with. Check out their full selection here, and tell ’em Topless Robot sent you (because if you guys buy enough, maybe they’ll send me one. XL, please!).