Johnny Cage Is Not Afraid to Die, Hates Women
Apparently, this is some kind of Easter egg for one of the 3-D Mortal Kombat games–a delightful treat known as “vagina boxing” among gamers. Wonder How To says it only works with women–I kind of hope that means because only they have vaginas, because if you can’t perform this move on the men, this is about the most insanely misogynist thing I’ve seen in quite some time.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.