KFC Has No Frakkin’ Clue What “Frak” Means

I can’t believe I forgot about this, but Ms. Robot and I were filled with delight during last Friday’s Battlestar Galactica–not because of the show, of course, which was good, but hideously depressing as ever–when Kentucky Fried Chicken appeared to announce its new “Frak Pak.” I’m assuming even you non-BSG watchers know the joke, but for the few of you who don’t, it’s that “frak” just means “fuck,” allowing the BSG cast to curse on air. And thus, KFC is offering a “Fuck Pak.” This is awesome beyond words.

Sadly, the Fuck Pak is not a combo meal; instead it’s a prize pack that will be given out to 10 winners of BSG DVDs, an autographed script, a framed pic of that Last Supper photo, one of the Cylon Toasters, and a years worth of Kentucky Fried Chicken, as if eating KFC more than once per month wouldn’t cause your blood vessels to fill up with grease and lard. You can get more details here. You know, there would potentially be a few restaurants where I could consider purchasing a Fuck Pak. But Kentucky Fried Chicken is definitely at the bottom of that list.