More Hilarious Watchmen Merchandise


NECA is Alan Moore’s worst nightmare. Having been granted the Watchmen movie license by Warner Bros., NECA is making everything they can imagine. Above is a standard chain wallet, with nothing to do with Watchmen other than the huge logo on the side, as well as a wooden doomsday clock, so you can relive the tension of incipient nuclear annihilation on a daily basis. But that’s just the tip of the iceberg:

NECA proudly presents all-new items showcasing the“Watchmen” lineup: Dr. Manhattan, The Silk Spectre, Rorschach, Ozymandias, Nite Owl, and the Comedian. Featured items include: A “Rorschach” desk blotter, a “Dr. Manhattan” wall scroll, hats, beanies, key chains, a wooden “Doomsday Clock” and much much more. Keep checking back at NECAonline for more official “Watchmen” announcements.

A Rorschach desk blotter? Niiiiice. Let’s just take this thing all the way, people. Watchmen beanie babies. Hot Wheels cars. Some kind of Burger King combo meal. I ask–nay, demand–your suggestions in the comments.