The Best Mario Land Walkthrough by a Drunk Japanese Man Named Steve That You Will Ever See

I don’t expect all of you to like this 8-minute long video of one Japanese man, calling himself “Steve,” playing the first world of the original Game Boy game Mario Land, all while talking in broken English and getting very, very excited and occasionally singing and yelling “Fuck!” a lot and being shockingly not that good at the game. But for a select portion of you, I expect it to be the greatest thing you’ve seen in your entire life. God bless my brothers over at Joystick Division for introducing this surreal masterpiece to the world. WOOO!