The Tragic Later Years of Zangief

It turns out mutants aren’t the only people getting chronicled today. Street Fighter II‘s Zangief has a documentary following the twilght of his post-SFII career, as this brutal expose of one of the Russian wrestler’s lonely New Year’s Eves clearly shows. There are three others in the series, but if you liked this one (and can stand the high-profile man-boobs), I’d recommend just skipping to this one, which features the teen Zangief and possibly the greatest line ever spoken in human history: “Police Academy IV, take Zangief away.” Thanks to Kevin F. for the tip.