The Amazing Adventures of Young Jean-Claude Van Damme

Real life is intruding on my glamorous fake nerd life this morning, so it’s going to be a bit before I start seriously posting for the day. I should be back before well lunch (EST), so until then, please entertain yourself with this video, which does indeed star the young thespian from the masterpiece that was Beastmaster Jr. Is it possible to adopt children from a happy family against their will? Hypothetically.