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The Dungeon Master Goes on a Blind Date
The Dungeon Master Goes on a Blind Date
Dungeon Master
Not personally, of course. Because we all know that Dungeon Masters only interpret the lives of others, which is why they’re often dicks. (Amirite?) Still, for all that this poor PC has trouble impressing his blind date, he can at least thank Mystra, the Neutral Good goddess of magic, that he’s not an astronaut. Those guys have some real problems.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.