The Dungeon Master Goes on a Blind Date

Dungeon Master

Not personally, of course. Because we all know that Dungeon Masters only interpret the lives of others, which is why they’re often dicks. (Amirite?) Still, for all that this poor PC has trouble impressing his blind date, he can at least thank Mystra, the Neutral Good goddess of magic, that he’s not an astronaut. Those guys have some real problems.